Bath Conversations (11)

Suikoden III

Suikoden 3: Shiba
Shiba

Dupa, Shiba and Bazba

Shiba: "Since I came here, humans have been constantly getting my name wrong..."

Bazba: "These days, Master Juan has taken to calling me Shiba. Imagine that! What could he be looking at? Shiba, of all things..."

Shiba: "What do you mean by 'of all things', Bazba?"

Bazba: "No, no ulterior meanings. Forgive me if it offended you."

Dupa: "It's hard for us to tell humans apart, so it's probably hard for them to distinguish between us. It's a delicate issue."

Shiba: "Yes, that's definitely a problem! The other day, I was about to call out to Master Nash, but after looking closer it turned out to be Master Hallec. Those two look far too much alike!"

Bazba: "Ah, I also get those two mixed up. Also, Lady Lilly and Lady Luce. They're twins, aren't they?"

Shiba: "They look alike, yes. But if you look closely, you can tell them apart. You must take more care!"

Bazba: "But despite that, being mistaken for Shiba is pretty..."

Dupa: "How far are you going to push it?"

Suikoden 3: Roland Lesaurus
Roland Lesaurus

Roland and Kenji

Kenji: "One... two! One... two! Working out in the bath is the best!"

Roland: "Excuse me, but this is supposed to be a restful area..."

Kenji: "One... two! One... two! Kid, you're looking pale. Working out gets the bugs out of your system. Look! Look look look!"

Roland: "..."

Kenji: "Watch now, look at me! Bend the upper body forward! Bend right down... Now, hands on hips, and streeeetch the torso back!"

Roland: "I would appreciate it if you wouldn't do that right in front of me."

Kenji: "Lean baaaack! To the limit!"

Suikoden 3: Jacques
Jacques

Ace, Joker and Jacques

Joker: "Mmm... This is nice."

Ace: "Paradise, paradise."

Jacques: "..."

Joker: "I think I should be drinking less. In the mornings, when I try to get out of bed, my body just ignores me."

Ace: "That's because you're too old! Just because you act like a kid, it doesn't mean your body will still treat you like one!"

Joker: "What are you blabbering about? You're the glutton with the sagging belly! You never know when to quit!"

Ace: "Ah, it's showing, it it? Oh well. Once it starts sagging, you might as well give up! Jacques, you'd better watch out. If you don't pay attention, you'll end up looking like this too!"

Jacques: "Doubtful. Looks genetic to me!"

Ace: "That rascal."


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