Bath Conversations (6)

Suikoden III

Suikoden 3: Futch
Futch

Futch and Bright

Goro: "Excuse me, Futch."

Futch: "Yes. What's up?"

Goro: "Would it be at all possible to refrain from bringing the dragon into the tub? The bath may break."

Futch: "Ah, sorry about that. I'm always with my Bright. So without thinking, we entered the bath together."

Bright: "Kuuee!!!"

Futch: "Ha ha ha. Bright likes the bath!"

Goro: "The ba... bathtub!"

Suikoden 3: Chris Lightfellow
Chris Lightfellow

Estella and Chris

Chris: "Estella."

Estella: "Mm. Yes?"

Chris: "Umm, those particular clothes... is there any special reason you're wearing them?"

Estella: "Ah. By wearing them, my magical powers are increased!"

Chris: "Really?"

Estella: "No, I'm joking! A-ha ha ha!"

Chris: "..."

Estella: "Hey, shouldn't you be wearing something lighter?"

Chris: "Huh?"

Estella: "Well, magicologically speaking, armor with a little exposure is better than the heavy armor you're wearing. Particularly, the chestal area, where your magic power is stored, shouldn't be so constricted."

Chris: "I didn't know that..."

Estella: "Gotcha again! Ha ha ha!"

Chris: "..."

Estella: "Sorry, sorry! Don't get angry! I'll make it up to you by telling you a big secret."

Chris: "She's doing it again..."

Estella: "Fubar is really... a griffon suit!"

Chris: "..."

Suikoden 3: Jordi a.k.a. Sgt. Joe
Jordi a.k.a. Sgt. Joe

Estella: "And there are two Karaya soliders inside of him!"

Chris: "..."

Estella: "Those poor soldiers only get 350 potch a day. It's really hard work and no one wants to do it but it's an order from the chief, so they have no
choice!"

Chris: "..."

Estella: "The real Fubar actually died ten years ago, but the chief couldn't bring herself to tell Hugo. You see, from the moment he was born, Hugo has been by Fubar's side. After some thought, the late Fubar's skin was used to make the griffon suit."

Chris: "..."

Estella: "The 'Kuueen!' sound is really ventriloquism by Sgt. Joe. It seems the structure of the throat of the griffon and the duck are similar. So as to not cause Hugo grief, Sgt. Joe underwent grueling special training."

Chris: "So does that mean Fubar understands human speech?"

Estella: "You're so gullible! Ha ha ha!"

Chris: "That's enough!"

Estella: "You know, you're very amusing! You really should try to relax more! Well, I must be off now. See ya!"

Chris: "I'm such an idiot..."


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